"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business
breaking news: sources confirm the world doesn’t revolve around you!
so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao